I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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