I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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