yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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