Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
being pregnant is like rehab
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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