Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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