I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.