"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
smell my finger.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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