I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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