we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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