Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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