How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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