if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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