I have demons in me.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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