have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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