Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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