I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
