I hate all girls vehemently.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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