This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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