At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
should my penis look like a turkey
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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