Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Sponge bath it is.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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