i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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