Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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