I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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