This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
You did what with his pubic hair?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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