So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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