I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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