I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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