Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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