Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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