Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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