O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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