is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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