meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You're a waste of cheezeits
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My life is pants optional.
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