i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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