So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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