mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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