I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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