I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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