You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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