Christians are straight up FREAKS
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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