Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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