Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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