Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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