Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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