I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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