$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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