Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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