she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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