So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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