sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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