so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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