So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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