You're my little dorito
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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