You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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