Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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